No, Twitter, Jackie Chan is not dead!

http://twitter.com/#!/sarahh_lainee/status/347534815358230528 Don’t worry Twitchy fans, we’re not going to start covering every celebrity death hoax. But really? Jackie Chan? Loveable, butt-kicking, America-hating Jackie Chan? http://twitter.com/#!/paulaquino22/status/347507023325306881 We see these things come across our desks every day, but…