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11 Best Short Jokes About Food

Two of the best things in life are food and jokes. The third one is wine, but that’s for another post.

Here are our 11 favourite short jokes about food which will have you spitting your baked beans across the room in no time.

Damn it, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

A man asks a waitress…

“Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?”

She responds, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”

I switched the labels on the bottles in the spice rack.

My wife hasn’t found it yet, but that thyme is cumin.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it downhill.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, No atmosphere.

What is a cannibal’s favourite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”

Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces…

…but they arrested him for counter fitting.

What happens when veggies throw a party?

They get a DJ to turnip the beet.

Why did the butcher work overtime last week?

To make ends meat.

How did the cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester!

We hope you’ve enjoyed our favourite food jokes, and if you’ve got more to add, just drop them in the comments below! In the meantime, please check out our latest top jokes.

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