One Liners
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A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.
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If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What happened when the magician got mad?
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I thought I saw a spider on my laptop, but my friend said it was just a bug.
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I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn’t cut out for it.
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Read enough of our funny puns, and you’ll be punstoppable.
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Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
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My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.