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The Funniest Autocorrect Jokes & Fails

Autocorrect often writes its own jokes. Whether you’ve told someone to duck off before, or you’re a victim of your mums ‘LOL’ (lots of love) messages, we’ve compiled a list of the best autocorrect jokes to lighten your mood.

Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you.

Is it because of the fowl language?

The founder of autocorrect has died.

May he resist in piece.

The founder of autocorrect has died.

I didn’t even know he was I’ll.

What’s Autocorrect’s blood type?

Typo negative.

The founder of autocorrect has died.

The funnel will be held tomato.

Autocorrect

It’s become my worst enema.

To the person who invented autocorrect…

There’s a special place in he’ll for you.

I had a really good joke…

but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.

Autocorrect walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him what he’d like to drink.

“I’ll have a bear. A bare. Bier. Briar.”

Autocorrect slumps in his seat, defeated. The bartender chimes in.

“Hey hey, why the log fence?”

My wife left me because of autocorrect

That’s the last time she’ll ever text me saying “Can you please bring home some milf from the supermarket?”

The person who invented autocorrect walks into a barn.

He orders a bear.

We’ll We’ll We’ll…

…if it isn’t autocorrect.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The bartender says, “What can I get you?”

And the rabbit says, “I don’t know. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect…

…but they fried me for no raisin.

I hate autocorrect…

It always makes me say things I don’t Nintendo.

It’s ok if your phone autocorrects “Fuck” to “Duck”

You’re still using Fowl Language.

Autocorrect is so crazy nowadays…

My mom meant to text me ‘I love you’ but it auto corrected to ‘You’re a disappointment.’

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