Ancestry Jokes

  • I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry…

    Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole!

  • I was shocked at price of those ‘Ancestry DNA kits’, so rather than spend £150, I just announced that I had won the lottery…I quickly found out who my relatives were!

  • I can’t afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives…So instead, I posted online that I have just won the lottery!

  • My ancestors were pirates and hid a stash of buried treasure.The trouble is, instead of marking the spot with an X, they used a G…Can’t find it!

  • My Canadian friend was shocked to find out that his ancestors came from Transylvania.Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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