Beach Jokes

  • What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

  • Taking a dog named ‘Shark’ to the beach is a very bad idea!

  • I once got thrown off a beach for wearing a thong…I didn’t realise the string was supposed to go at the back!

  • I was walking along the beach carrying a tub of guacamole.A bloke said to me, “What are you doing?” I replied, “I’m just taking a dip in the sea!”

  • I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds.No tern was left unstoned.

  • The Beach Boys walk into a bar.Round?Round…Get a round?I’ll get a round…

  • I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake.It was a tiramisu-nami.

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