What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
- Taking a dog named ‘Shark’ to the beach is a very bad idea!
- I once got thrown off a beach for wearing a thong…I didn’t realise the string was supposed to go at the back!
- I was walking along the beach carrying a tub of guacamole.A bloke said to me, “What are you doing?” I replied, “I’m just taking a dip in the sea!”
- I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds.No tern was left unstoned.
- The Beach Boys walk into a bar.Round?Round…Get a round?I’ll get a round…
- I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake.It was a tiramisu-nami.