Bridge Jokes

  • Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
    He was in Seine.

  • I wish Oxford and Cambridge would settle their differences…I do hate to see them rowing!

  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

  • In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying “muchos” a lot more recently.It means a lot to them.

  • Big Moron and Little Moron were on a bridge. Big Moron fell off, but the other didn’t because…he was a little more on.

  • What do you call a lady who carries people across rivers?Bridget.

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