Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
He was in Seine.
- I wish Oxford and Cambridge would settle their differences…I do hate to see them rowing!
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
- In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying “muchos” a lot more recently.It means a lot to them.
- Big Moron and Little Moron were on a bridge. Big Moron fell off, but the other didn’t because…he was a little more on.
- What do you call a lady who carries people across rivers?Bridget.