Chainsaw Jokes

  • I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people.

  • Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn’t… I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw.

  • I can count the number of chainsaw accidents I’ve had on one hand!

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