What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale
- Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, “You can get an award for that?
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
- I saw on the news (really) that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.I don’t get it as it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy or sell one.
- Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord GivethThey also do takeaways.
- Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord Giveth.They also do takeaways.
- It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
- I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do?So I turned it into wine.