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  • What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale


  • Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, “You can get an award for that?

  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

  • I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.

  • I saw on the news (really) that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.I don’t get it as it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy or sell one.

  • Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord GivethThey also do takeaways.

  • Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord Giveth.They also do takeaways.

  • It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

  • I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do?So I turned it into wine.

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