Christian Jokes

Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, “You can get an award for that?

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.

I saw on the news (really) that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.I don’t get it as it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy or sell one.

Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord GivethThey also do takeaways.

Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called The Lord Giveth.They also do takeaways.

It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I found a bundle of dollar bills in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do?So I turned it into wine.