Coconut Jokes

  • What’s brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with “C” and ends with “T”, and has a “U” and an “N” in it? A coconut.

  • Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters.

  • I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry…Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!

  • I bought coconut shampoo the other day, but when I got home I realized…I don’t even own a coconut.

  • I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized.I don’t even have a coconut.

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