College Jokes

  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

  • Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college. I don’t think I can ever repay you.

  • I’ve just crashed into somebody else’s car outside of Eton College…It was a right toff!

  • Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college…I don’t think I can ever repay you!

  • When I was in college, I was rejected from every fraternity because I was circumcised.Apparently, you need to be a complete dick.

  • My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.I wonder what she’s up to now.

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