Creditor Jokes

  • Top Ten Question to Ask Yourself Before Buying $300 Sneakers 10. “Are laces included?” 9. “Will I have to upgrade mysocks?” 8. “May I put one shoe on layaway?” 7. “How much justfor the tongues?” 6. “Foam, plastic, and string, assembled inChina, for $300 — too good to be true?” 5. “What would Dr. Scholldo?” 4. “Is this the kind of excessive spending Mitt Romney ishiding on his tax returns?” 3. “Will they help me outrun mycreditors?” 2. “Do I want my footwear to scream, ‘sucker!’?” 1. “Will these make me ‘LeBron’ or ‘LeBroke’?”

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