Cuddle Jokes

  • Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, “Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!” I just didn’t have the heart to tell her my battery just died.

  • First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you’re out of the cuddle club

  • I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it.

  • To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her…to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!

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