Curtain Jokes

  • Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

  • Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.

  • Just pulled back my curtains and thought I saw David Jason lying on my lawn…After a close inspection it was a touch of frost!

  • I knocked on my neighbours door and said, “Your daughter owes me a new van. I’ve just crashed mine into a tree because of her.”“You must be mistaken,” she replied. “Our daughter is upstairs changing out of her nurses uniform.”I said, “I know, she left the curtains open!”

  • Femfresh and Febreze…Both freshen curtains!

  • My wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked, and walked into the bedroom. She said, “Shut the curtains babe. I don’t want the neighbours to see me naked.”“Don’t worry,” I said. “If they see you naked, they’ll shut their own fucking curtains!”

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