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Dentist Jokes

  • Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves.


  • Just passed a manicurist and a dentist quarreling in the street- they were fighting tooth and nail.

  • My dentist said my teeth were stained.He asked, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”I replied, “I drink it!”

  • So I was reading a magazine in the dentist waiting room today and I was surprised to find out Ford have stopped production of the Cortina and are launching the Sierra!

  • Our local dentist is doing half price teeth cleaning tomorrow…It’s Plaque Friday!

  • My dentist told me, “This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?”I said, “Yes, I’m ready.”He said, “I’m sleeping with your wife!”

  • After a 69 with my gf, I had a dentist appt. Didn’t want the dentist to know so brushed my teeth 5 times. I sat in the dentist chair & dentist asked, “Did you have 69 before you came here?” Shocked I said, “Why can smell it on my breath?” “No, but your forehead smells of arse!”

  • I said, “You aren’t my usual dentist.”He said, “I’m just filling in!”

  • BREAKING NEWSDentists are going on strike after failing to reach an agreement over a pay rise.Brace yourselves!

  • I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me…I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won’t reduce cavities!

  • What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?Denis

  • My daughter has gone for a job interview at the local dentists. It’s for taking moulds of peoples teeth…I hope she makes a good impression!

  • My dentist told me ,”This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?”I said, “Yes, I’m ready.”He said, “I’m sleeping with your wife!”

  • After I went to the dentist, I went and recorded a gospel album. My mouth was still numb, so I was drooling the whole time.The album’s called Songs of Salivation.

  • My dentist told me “This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?”I said “Yes, I’m ready.”He said “I’m sleeping with your wife.”

  • Dentists always ask dumb questions like When’s the last time you flossed?Like bro, you were there!

  • What did the judge say to the dentist?Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

  • My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, Do you smoke or drink coffee? I replied,I drink it!

  • My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, do you smoke or drink coffee?I told him I drink it.

  • What did the judge with toothache say to the dentist?Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

  • Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?Shaking my head. Dude, you were there!

  • Dentists always ask dumb questions like when’s the last time you flossed?Like bro you were there!

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