I just found out that his full name is actually….Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
- Diesel now available at Tesco, Sainsburys and Asda…It’s in the aftershave section!
- Vin Diesel eats two meals a day…Breakfast and breakfurious!
- Money saving tipDiesel £1.68 per litre £90 to fill the tank Drive off and get a court fine 6 weeks later £50Total saving £40. Thank me later!
- Just filled the tank with diesel…The goldfish are now dead!
- Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.The Mechanical engineer says, “It’s a broken starter.”The Electrical engineer says, “Dead battery.”The Chemical engineer says, “Impurities in the diesel!”The IT engineer says, “Let’s get out of the car and get back in!”
- Vin Diesel eats two meals a day.Breakfast and breakfurious.
Any joke, with no filter
