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Dinosaur Jokes

  • My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?Remains to be seen.


  • A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together.

  • What do you call a dinosaur that crashed its car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

  • I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

  • My missus threw out my big purple dinosaur…We had a massive barney!

  • I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.“Try Sarah Topps,” she replied.#WorldBookDay

  • Scientists have discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart…They say it’s a blast from the past!

  • Paleontologists are having a big party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia…It’s going to be quite a shindig!

  • What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?A Megasorearse!

  • What do you call an ugly dinosaur?An eyesaur.

  • Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia.It’s going to be quite the shindig.

  • What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside?Megasoreass.

  • What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?Nervous Rex.

  • Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart.They say it’s a blast from the past.

  • What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?Megasoreass.

  • What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?A steroid.

  • What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?A mega-sore-ass.

  • How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch?Tea, Rex?

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