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Drug Jokes

  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.


  • Just bumped into an old mate of mine today.I said, “What are you doing these days?”He said, “I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, piss heads and down and outs.”I said, “Oh, are you working for the Salvation Army?”He said, “No. Wetherspoons!”

  • I hate people who take drugs…Customs officers mainly!

  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer…I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

  • I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.I don’t know what he laced them with but they had me tripping all day.

  • What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?A steroid.

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