Drummer Jokes

  • A drummer walks into a shop and asks to see the drum kits. The assistant says, “You’re a drummer aren’t you.”

    “Yes,” says the drummer. “How could you tell?”

    “This is a chemists!” says the assistant.

  • Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AMMy neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!?Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

  • A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff.Ba dum tssssssss.

  • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb ?And a one and a two, and a one, two, three,four.

  • Did you hear about the Mormon drummer that married 4 women with the same name?Anna 1Anna 2Anna 1,2,3,4

  • My son likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.It’s a little drum attic.

  • My annoying neighbour knocked on my door at 3:00 A.M. last night.Luckily I was still awake practicing my drums.

  • Why can’t drummers come back from retirement?Because there will be repercussions.

  • What did the drummer call his twin daughters?Anna One, Anna Two.

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