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Factory Jokes

  • It’s hard working at the apple pie factory. The biggest problem is the high turnover rate.


  • I used to work at a blanket factory…but then it folded.

  • I had a hard time working at the orange juice factory. I just couldn’t concentrate.

  • Working in a mirror factory is totally something I can see myself doing.

  • I quit my job at the helium factory – I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

  • I can’t believe I was fired from my job at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.

  • Where are average things built? In the satisfactory.

  • Breaking news! A hurricane has just hit the the main cheese factory in France. All that’s left is de-Brie.

  • Some girls don’t like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to factory settings!

  • I used to work in a Russian napkin factory…I was in the serviette union!

  • I’ve received a job offer to be a quality controller at the Alphabetti Spaghetti Factory…I’ll have to check the Ts and Cs!

  • There was a scandal at the Heinz factory where I worked, which was supposed to be kept in house…My boss just fired me for spilling the beans!

  • BREAKING: Strong winds have blown the roof off our local cheese factory…There’s de brie everywhere!

  • I had a job in a salt and pepper factory…It was just seasonal work!

  • Storm Arwen has blown the roof off our local cheese factory…There’s de brie everywhere!

  • My new job at the pasta factory is going well, apart from a fusilli mistakes!

  • I’ve been tracing my family tree. I found out my grandfather used to be a foreman in a napkin factory in Russia…He was The leader of the Serviette Union!

  • Storm Eunice has blown the roof off our local cheese factory…There’s de brie everywhere! #StormEunice

  • I got fired from my job at the eyeglass factory…I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself!

  • My mate just got fired from his job at the human cannon ball factory!

  • Due to a factory error, there’s a faulty batch of sun cream in the shops…That’s going to cause a lot of red faces!

  • There was an explosion in a Japanese car factory…It was raining Datsun cogs!

  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory…All I did was take a day off!

  • Been offered a job at a mattress factory…Told them I’d sleep on it!

  • What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory!

  • I was sacked from the ice cream factory…Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!

  • I’ve just got a job in a telescope factory…Things are finally starting to look up!

  • I met my wife at the glue factory… We bonded immediately!

  • I played in a works football match against a lemonade factory…We were 7 up by half time!

  • They’re building a mirror factory in my town.I could see myself working there.

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