Factory Jokes

My new job at the pasta factory is going well, apart from a fusilli mistakes!

I’ve been tracing my family tree. I found out my grandfather used to be a foreman in a napkin factory in Russia…He was The leader of the Serviette Union!

Storm Eunice has blown the roof off our local cheese factory…There’s de brie everywhere! #StormEunice

I got fired from my job at the eyeglass factory…I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself!

My mate just got fired from his job at the human cannon ball factory!

Due to a factory error, there’s a faulty batch of sun cream in the shops…That’s going to cause a lot of red faces!

There was an explosion in a Japanese car factory…It was raining Datsun cogs!

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory…All I did was take a day off!

Been offered a job at a mattress factory…Told them I’d sleep on it!

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory!

I was sacked from the ice cream factory…Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!

I’ve just got a job in a telescope factory…Things are finally starting to look up!

I met my wife at the glue factory… We bonded immediately!

I played in a works football match against a lemonade factory…We were 7 up by half time!

They’re building a mirror factory in my town.I could see myself working there.

I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas.There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.

I just got hired at the guillotine factory.I’ll beheading there soon.

I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.The hours are terrible, but apparently the celery is good.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

I got fired from the keyboard factory today…It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory.

I’ve just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.The hours are terrible, but the celery is good.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.AlI did was take a day off.

I got fired from a keyboard factory because I didn’t put in enough shifts.So they wouldn’t let me return or enter. They even changed the caps locks.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory.

Leaving my job at the chemical factory.It’s a toxic workplace.

I quit my job at the Helium factory today.I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

I met my wife at the glue factory where we both worked.We bonded immediately.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.I didn’t like being spoken to in that tone.