Fishing Jokes

  • I stopped going fishing with Skrillex; he kept dropping the bass.

  • What did the father say to the son who was going fishing?Let minnow when you get there.

  • Just been fishing… It was reely good.

  • They are finally making ‘Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley’ into a movie…The cast is brilliant!

  • Did you know that singer Jess Glynne’s mum Anne was great at fishing?

  • I went fishing today and ate my maggots by mistake…Now I’m waiting in hospital with baited breath!

  • I got a bite the first time I went fishing. I panicked and phoned the Fisherman’s Advice Bureau to see what I should do…“Please hold the line,” they said!

  • Who are two good friends you should always take fishing?Annette & Rod.

  • What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?Live stream.

  • What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?Live stream.

  • Why did Noah have so much difficulty fishing on the ark?He only brought two worms.

  • What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament!Live stream.

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