Fortnight Jokes

  • My mate told me he was going on holiday for a fortnight so I asked him to bring me 800 cigs back. When he got back he gave me the cigs and I asked him how much I owed him
    He said, “£385.”

    “Fuck me! Where you been?” I asked.

    “Great Yarmouth,” he replied.

  • A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers.

  • A grandad has gone missing after eating 6 pickled eggs 2 tins of beans 12 pickled gherkins and 3 raw onions…His family have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for a least a fortnight!

  • I tried to use “fortnight” as a password.The website said it’s two week.

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