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Fries Jokes

  • Jerry walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. Jerry says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” … … “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. … … A short time … Read more…


  • California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.

  • Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said “order”, she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries.

  • Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald’s; Not funny, grow up.

  • Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries.

  • Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds… Not funny, grow up.

  • Oh you have Swag? …that’s cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?

  • I was sitting in a pizza restaurant when a couple started arguing.I don’t normally take sides but they were so distracted that I took his coleslaw and her fries!

  • A bloke walked up to the counter and said, “Burger and fries please.”“Certainly sir,” I said. “Eating in or take out?”“Fuck off you prick!” he said as he walked off with his food…I love working in the prison canteen!

  • If you don’t get the A-Level grades you need today, don’t worry…Just remember that I like fries with my burger!

  • If you don’t get the GCSE grades you need today, don’t worry…Just remember that I like fries with my burger!

  • I went to MacDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.

  • I went to McDonald’s and ordered 2 large fries.They gave me around 75 tiny ones instead.

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