Funny Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Frogs are generally known for their croaking and jumping abilities, but they also have a lot of humorous stories attached to them. Here are some funny jokes about frogs that will make you laugh out loud.

  • What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

  • Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

  • I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry…Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole!

  • Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have the same middle name!

  • A new sexual position has come out called Froggy Style…Much like doggy style but if you aim one inch higher you can see how far she leaps!

  • What does a perverted frog say?Rubbit, rubbit!

  • What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?A cat has nine lives, but the frogs croaks every night.

  • A man walks into the doctor’s office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, “Can I help you?”The frog says, “Can you cut this wart off my rear end?”

  • A frog got his DNA tested.Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.

  • What happens to an illegally parked frog?It gets toad.

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