Frogs are generally known for their croaking and jumping abilities, but they also have a lot of humorous stories attached to them. Here are some funny jokes about frogs that will make you laugh out loud.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
- Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.
- I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry…Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole!
- Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have the same middle name!
- A new sexual position has come out called Froggy Style…Much like doggy style but if you aim one inch higher you can see how far she leaps!
- What does a perverted frog say?Rubbit, rubbit!
- What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?A cat has nine lives, but the frogs croaks every night.
- A man walks into the doctor’s office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, “Can I help you?”The frog says, “Can you cut this wart off my rear end?”
- A frog got his DNA tested.Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.
- What happens to an illegally parked frog?It gets toad.