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Ginger Jokes

  • What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?

    The Carroty Kid!


  • I said to my son, “Where are you going tonight all dressed up?” He said “I’m off to meet a girl.” I said, “Don’t forget to wear a, you know!” “Wear a what dad?” he said. “You know, put a hat on,” I said. “Do you mean a condom Dad?” he said. “No I mean a hat you ginger twat!”

  • I was struggling on a crossword. 5 across, 6 letters: ‘Someone who has not had sexual intercourse yet’_ I _ G _ _Oh hang, just got it….GINGER

  • I was strip searched by the police. It started out as a routine stop, but I lied and said I had some coke up my arse. They then took me down the station and gave me the full works, fingers up and instruments in…I feel bad but how else is a gay ginger meant to get some action?

  • I said to my son “Where are you going tonight all dressed up?” He said “I’m off to meet a new girl” I said “Don’t forget to wear a, you know” “Wear a what dad?” he said. “You know, put a hat on” I said. “Do you mean a condom Dad?” he said. “No I mean a hat you ginger twat!”

  • It’s a disgrace that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh.

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