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Grape Jokes

Grapes are a common fruit that we use in many different ways. Whether you are making wine, eating them, or just looking for some good jokes about grapes, this list has it all.

  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!


  • What does a grape say when it is stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

  • I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes…It’s all about raisin awareness!

  • I’ve started telling everyone about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.It’s all about raisin awareness.

  • I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.It’s all about raisin awareness.

  • Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard.He’d herd it through the grapevine.

  • I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.It’s all about raisin awareness.

  • I had a date last night.It was perfect.Tomorrow I’ll try a grape.

  • I had a date last night, it was perfect.Tomorrow I’ll try a grape.

  • My teacher always said not to worry about correct spelling, because we have autocorrect.And for that I am infernally grapefruit.

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