Guitar Jokes

I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook.

I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

I don’t play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string.

I broke my guitar string last night. Don’t fret, I had another.

I’ll be sharing my secret for being an amazing guitar player later today…Stay tuned!

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly. .. And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!

I sold my guitar to a bloke with no arms recently. I asked him how it was going to work, he replied, ‘I’m going to play it by ear!”

Want to know how to improve your guitar playing skills?Stay tuned!

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.

What does a guitar and a fish have in common?You can tuna fish.

I’ll be sharing my secret for being an amazing guitar player later today.Stay tuned.

Did you hear about the woman who beat her husband to death with his guitar collection?At her arraignment the judge asked First offender?She replied No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender.

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.

I always keep my guitar in the car now.It’s good for traffic jams.

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.

No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say…I play a little guitar!