Today I made a Burger from scratch…
My daughter won’t eat any though. She loved that cat!
- A vegetarian looked at my burger and said, “You know, a cow died so you could have that burger.”Mid-bite, I looked at his salad and responded, “Maybe it died because you keep eating all its food!”
- A bloke walked up to the counter and said, “Burger and fries please.”“Certainly sir,” I said. “Eating in or take out?”“Fuck off you prick!” he said as he walked off with his food…I love working in the prison canteen!
- If you don’t get the A-Level grades you need today, don’t worry…Just remember that I like fries with my burger!
- If you don’t get the GCSE grades you need today, don’t worry…Just remember that I like fries with my burger!
- McDonalds are now incorporating meat from endangered species into their burgers…Just had a quarter panda!
- How does a hamburger introduce his wife?Meat patty.
- I said to the customer, So you’d like a cheeseburger? Yes, He said. Well done.Thank you, I said.
- How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?Meet Patty.
- How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend ?Meat patty.
- My wife and I were stuck in traffic for a long time. Frustrated, I looked at her and said, I’m turning round.She replied: I know, so stop eating so many burgers.