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Herb Jokes

  • This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.


  • Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme.

  • She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore.

  • Today a girl said she recognised me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

  • While I was cooking, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes…I’m now parsley sighted!

  • I’m looking to hire a Chef who is very frugal with herbs…No thyme wasters please!

  • I just did some Dirty Dancing in my neighbour’s herb garden…I had the thyme of my life!

  • A woman just stopped me on the pavement, said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.But I’m certain I haven’t met herbivore.

  • I want to tell you about a woman who eats plantsYou’ve probably never heard of herbivore…

  • I once went on a blind date with a veganI never met herbivore.

  • A Woman just stopped me on the sidewalk, said she recognised me from the vegetarian club.But I’m certain I hadn’t met herbivore.

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