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Funny jokes to cheer someone up on a bad day

Nobody likes to see somebody sad, and we all like to use funny jokes to cheer someone up on a bad day. Although we haven’t actually got any idea where jokes first came from, we’re glad they’re here.

Here are some of our favourite funny jokes to cheer someone up when they’re having a bad day.

I bought some biker toilet paper…

…it’s rough and tough and don’t take shit off of nobody.

Actually…

a telepathically controlled air freshener makes scents when you think about it.

A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips.

The librarian says, “this is a library.”

The man, says, “oh. Sorry.”

whispers “I’d like some fish and chips.”

How does a Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

After you die

The last part of your body to stop working are your pupils, because they dilate.

Every year

Hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school never to be heard from again.

I had terrible internet connection on my farm

Until I moved the modem to the barn and now I have stable WiFi.

Mountains aren’t just funny

They’re hill areas.

“People tell me I’m condescending…”

Leans in

“That means I talk down to people.”

I saw a sign that said “watch for children”

And I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade”

A man walked into his house

and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No, fatty. Don’t eat anything.”

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re very good at it.

A man goes for a check-up…

Doctor: “You have to stop masturbating.”

Man: “Why?”

Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

Have you heard of Murphy’s Law

Person 2: “Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong.”

Person 1: “What’s about Cole’s law?”

Person 2: “No”

Person 1: “It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream.”

We hope you enjoyed our funny jokes to cheer someone up, and if you have any more to add, just drop them in the comments below!

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