Karate Jokes

  • Nobody ever believes me when I tell them that I use karate to demolish buildings using only parts of my body…

    I feel like I’m banging my head against a brick wall!

  • A Chinese man comes to the pub, stands next to me & starts drinking.I said, “Do you know any martial arts, like kung-fu, ju-jitsu, or karate?”He said, “Why the fuck are you asking me that? Is it because I’m Chinese?”“No,” I said. “It’s because you’re drinking my beer!”

  • Not to brag, but I defeated the local chess champion in five moves…I knew those karate lessons would come in handy!

  • I was watching a football match in Japan and at the end all the players started doing karate and kung fu.I said to the man next to me, “Why are they doing all this?”He said, “It’s 2 minutes of ninjary time!”

  • What do you call a 1 armed man who does karate?A partial artist.

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