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Magician Jokes

  • A magician was driving down the street… Then he turned into a driveway.


  • A Mexican magician tells his audience “I’ll disappear on the count of three.” He counts down “Uno..dos..” and he disappears without a tres.

  • BREAKING: Magicians’ assistants are more likely to lose their lives during the pandemic due to huge spikes in cases!

  • I come from a family of failed magicians… I have 2 half sisters!

  • A spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3…He says, “Uno, dos…” and then poof… he disappeared without a tres!

  • What do you call a magician who loses his magic??Ian.

  • What do you call a cute dog who’s a magician?A labracadabradorable.

  • What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador.

  • What do you call a Magician who lost his magic?ian.

  • A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3.He says Uno, Dos…. Poof.He disappeared without a tres.

  • What did the magician say to the fisherman?Pick a cod, any cod.

  • A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3.He says:Uno, Dos…Poof.He disappeared without a tres.

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