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Old Man Jokes

  • I saw an old man fall into a well today…

    I guess he couldn’t see that well!


  • Saw an old man collecting trolleys in the supermarket car park today.I felt sorry for him… He must have been pushing 70!

  • We have a 99 year old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfil his wish of spending his centenary birthday in the Caribbean…He’s going to be 100 in Haiti!

  • I asked an old man I know, Even after 95 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?.Old man: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared to ask her

  • I saw an old man fall into a well today!I guess he couldn’t see that well.

  • I asked an old man I know, Even after 95 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’.What’s the secret?Old man: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared to ask her

  • I saw an old man fall into a well today.I guess he couldn’t see that well.

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