H G Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. “Bugger off”said the librarian, “you didn’t bring it back”
- Tell a girl a million times shes not fat… She’ll never believe you… Call her fat once she’ll never forget it.
- I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.
- What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?It mega hertz.
Any joke, with no filter
