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Optician Jokes

  • I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away….Asif Eyecare.


  • Went to the opticians today leaving with them telling me my eye sight is better than 20/20. So when I say you look like a C*NT, i think i know what i’m talking about.

  • An optician fell into a lens grinding machine and made quite a spectacle of himself.

  • I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.Every time I told her I couldn’t see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, “How about now?”

  • I went to the optician for some new glasses and he said, “I’m sorry, I can’t see you right now.”I’m thinking, maybe he needs some new glasses too!

  • A Polish fella goes for an opticians appointment. The optician says, “Can you read the bottom line?”The Polish fella replies, “Read it. I know him!”

  • My optician was telling jokes during my eye exam. They weren’t bad at first but they just got cornea!

  • Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?It was a huge spectacle!

  • Guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians?Everyone.

  • Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest monocle in the world?It was a huge spectacle!

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