Funeral costs are so bloody expensive these days…
At my mother-in-law’s, after paying for the bouncy castle and pony rides, I could barely afford the face-painting!
- “Right class,” said the teacher. “Who can make a sentence with the word ‘contagious’?”Little Johnny threw up his hand excitedly.“Yes, Johnny?”“My dad saw our neighbour painting his fence with a little brush, and said it’ll take the contageous!”
- Did my first nude painting this morning…The neighbours weren’t happy but the front door looks great!
- Did my first nude painting yesterday…The neighbours weren’t happy but the front door looks great!
- Phew. I’ve just finished painting every room in the house. It took months…The Estate Agent said I should have just taken photographs!
- Did you hear about the man going around painting peoples houses illegally?They caught him red handed.