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  • I just changed my Facebook password to ’14 days’ but it said it was Too weak


  • I needed a password at least eight characters long … … so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs…

  • What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?

  • Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

  • I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.

  • How long after walking into someone’s house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?

  • Just phished Forest Gump’s Facebook password, it’s: 1Forest1

  • I have to start remembering my passwords, I have renamed the dog so many times he just looks at me with disgust now.

  • A Russian crime ring has stolen 1.2 billion user names and password combinations, which I’m pretty sure is all of them. The crime ring stole the information from hundreds of thousands of websites. Experts recommend that you change all your passwords just to be safe. I have to say I would almost rather have all my information stolen than to have to change all my passwords.

  • Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as “you should know this”

  • Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn.

  • What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

  • Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to “blowmefirst.” Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it.

  • When you’re at someone’s house: Normal people: “What a lovely house!” Me: “What’s your WiFi password?”

  • I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don’t remember the password for it.

  • I’m not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be “1234”

  • Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

  • What is Forest Gump’s email password? 1forest1

  • Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

  • I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

  • My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.When I asked why, he said, “Because I was told my password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital!”

  • The worst thing about hackers finding your password is having to rename your dog!

  • I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888…Then, if any one asks, I just say 12345678!

  • Husband: Call an ambulance, fast! I am having heart attack!Wife (Took his mobile): Quick! Tell me the password!Husband: It’s ok! I’m feeling better now!

  • My girlfriend asked me to check a notification on her phone. I asked her what her password was and she said it was easy – her birthday…Fucking hell. Please help!

  • My online banking password has been hacked again…This will be the third time I’ve had to rename the dog!

  • “What’s the Wifi password?”“snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs”“Why is the password so long?”“It said it requires 8 characters!”

  • My Twitter password has been hacked again…This will be the third time I’ve had to rename the dog!

  • My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.

  • Don’t use beef stew as a computer password.It’s not stroganoff.

  • My email password got hacked again.That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

  • I tried to use “fortnight” as a password.The website said it’s two week.

  • My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHuey LouieDewevDublin.Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.

  • If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days……Just set it to the name of the current UK Prime minister and you should be fine.

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