I don’t understand it, my new book How to Overcome Your Addiction to Shoplifting’ is sold out everywhere, yet I’ve not made a penny.
- A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they’re naughty.
- I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex…worthless and in everybody’s pants.
- If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I’d be worth something by now.
- Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.
- If I had a penny for every time someone asked me to look after their dog, I’d have a pound!
- My mate went to see a psychic last week who told him he would be coming into money…And last night he shagged a girl called Penny…How spooky is that!
Any joke, with no filter
