Why did the piccolo player refuse to take a break during the concert? Because they didn’t want to be caught in a rest-aurant!
- How do you know if a piccolo player is extroverted? They’ll play a solo in a crowded elevator!
- Why do piccolo players have great senses of humor? Because they know how to lighten the mood!
- What do you get when you cross a piccolo with a trumpet? A very high-pitched, but very loud musical instrument!
- What do you call a piccolo player who can’t play in tune? A whistler!
- Why did the piccolo player join the football team? To be the team’s official cheerleader!
- How many piccolo players does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change the bulb, and two to argue about the tempo!
- What do you call a piccolo player who plays out of tune? A minor annoyance!
- Why did the piccolo player cross the road? To get to the other side’s orchestra section!
- Why did the piccolo player keep falling asleep during the concert? Because they were always rest-ing!
- What do you call a group of piccolo players? A piccolo phalanx!
- Why do piccolo players have trouble finding dates? Because they always blow their own horn!
- How do you make a piccolo player turn red? Ask them to play in tune!
- What do you get when you cross a piccolo with a chainsaw? A very loud and very annoying musical instrument!
- Why did the piccolo player join the marching band? To get a little more flute-ility in their life!
- What’s the difference between a piccolo and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline!
- Why did the piccolo player wear a hat during the concert? To keep the notes from flying out of their head!
- How many piccolo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they’ll play a high C for every twist!
- Why don’t piccolo players ever make it to the top of the mountain? Because they always stop to play a solo!