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  • I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.


  • I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.

  • Every overcooked a Hawaiian pizza? Should have put it on aloha temperature

  • What is Santa’s favourite pizza?One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.

  • I’m pretty upset, I burned my Hawaiian pizza today…I should have put it on aloha temperature!

  • I heard that a budget Pizza chain is offering its restaurants up as Covid vaccination centres…Jab at the Hut!

  • At a takeaway last night I ordered a Spicy Chicken 12″ pizza.The guy said, “Do you want it cut into 10 pieces?”I said, “No, 4 pieces will do. I’ll never eat 10!”

  • How does Rocky eat his pizza?Sliced, alone!

  • I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy…She still regrets letting me name the kids!

  • “Excuse me waiter, I didn’t order bacon bits on my pizza.”“No it’s not bacon. The chef just has eczema!”

  • I was sitting in a pizza restaurant when a couple started arguing.I don’t normally take sides but they were so distracted that I took his coleslaw and her fries!

  • I couldn’t get a taxi home last night so I went to a pizza shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with the delivery driver!£13.50 for pizza, kebab and a taxi home. I’m a genius!

  • My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza…I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature!

  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

  • What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

  • I’m pretty upset, I burned my Hawaiian pizza today.I should have put it in aloha temperature.

  • I just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.Should have used aloha temperature.

  • What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

  • Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

  • I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

  • Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?He pastaway. Cannoli do so much.Now he’s just a pizza history.

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