Pollution Jokes

  • A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6 year-olds, because the last one is a classic! Better to be safe than…………………………..punch a 5th grader Strike while the ……………………………………bug is close It’s always darkest before……………………..Daylight Saving Time Never underestimate the power of………….termites You can lead a horse to water but…………..how? Don’t bite the hand that…………………………looks dirty No news is……………………………………………impossible A miss is as good as a……………………………Mr. You can’t teach an old dog new………………math If you lie down with dogs, you’ll………………stink in the morning Love all, trust……………………………………….me The pen is mightier than the…………………..pigs An idle mind is………………………………………the best way to relax Where there’s smoke there’s………………….pollution Happy the bride who……………………………..gets all the presents A penny saved is…………………………………..not much Two’s company, three’s………………………….the Musketeers Don’t put off till tomorrow what……………….you put on to go to bed Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…..you have to blow your nose There are none so blind as……………………..Stevie Wonder Children should be seen and not……………..spanked or grounded If at first you don’t succeed…………………….get new batteries You get out of something only what you…..see in the picture on the box When the blind leadeth the blind…………….get out of the way Better late than…………………………………….pregnant


  • A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don’t change horses >>>>>>>>>> until they stop running. 2. Strike while the >>>>>>>>>> bug is close. 3. It’s always darkest before >>>>>>>>>> Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of >>>>>>>>>> termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but >>>>>>>>>> how? 6. Don’t bite the hand that >>>>>>>>>> looks dirty. 7. No news is >>>>>>>>>> impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a >>>>>>>>>> Mr. 9. You can’t teach an old dog new >>>>>>>>>> math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll >>>>>>>>>> stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust >>>>>>>>>> me. 12. The pen is mightier than the >>>>>>>>>> pigs. 13. An idle mind is >>>>>>>>>> the best way to relax. 14. Where there’s smoke there’s >>>>>>>>>> pollution. 15. Happy the bride who >>>>>>>>>> gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is >>>>>>>>>> not much 17. Two’s company, three’s >>>>>>>>>> the Musketeers 18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what >>>>>>>>>> you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and >>>>>>>>>> you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as >>>>>>>>>> Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not >>>>>>>>>> spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don’t succeed >>>>>>>>>> get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you >>>>>>>>>> see in the picture on the box. 24. When the blind lead the blind >>>>>>>>>> get out of the way. And the WINNER and last one! 25. Better late than >>>>>>>>>> pregnant.

  • A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. *As you shall make your bed so shall you……mess it up *Better be safe than……………………..punch a 5th grader *Strike while the ……………………….bug is close *It’s always darkest before……………….daylight savings time *You can lead a horse to water but…………how? *Don’t bite the hand that…………………looks dirty *A miss is as good as a…………………..Mr. *You can’t teach an old dog new……………math *If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll……..stink in the morning *The pen is mightier than the……………..pigs *An idle mind is…………………………the best way to relax *Where there’s smoke, there’s……………..pollution *Happy the bride who……………………..gets all the presents *A penny saved is………………………..not much *Two’s company, three’s…………………..the musketeers *Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and………………………………..you have to blow your nose *Children should be seen and not…………..spanked or grounded *When the blind leadeth the blind………….get out of the way

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