Poo Jokes

  • I was picking up dog poo in the park this morning and thought to myself…

    I should really get a dog!

  • I tried to explain to my 4 year old son today that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo in your pants, but he’s still making fun of me!

  • I’ve accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares…Going for a poo could spell trouble!

  • My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.Then he asked, What about Tigger?

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