I was picking up dog poo in the park this morning and thought to myself…
I should really get a dog!
- I tried to explain to my 4 year old son today that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo in your pants, but he’s still making fun of me!
- I’ve accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares…Going for a poo could spell trouble!
- My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.Then he asked, What about Tigger?