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Rabbit Jokes

  • One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,


  • What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line.

  • Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs……I really let my hare down

  • Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!

  • If a Rabbit Foot is considered good luck, then a Camel Toe should be considered amazing luck!

  • A Rabbit’s foot is considered good luck! A Camel’s toe should be considered really good luck!!

  • A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says “think I might be a type-O”.

  • What do you call a man with rabbits living in his bum? Warren

  • I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet…I thought ‘He’s pushing his luck!’

  • My daughter said, “Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?”I said, “Can he fuck!”She said, “Like a rabbit!”

  • A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar.And the rabbit says, “Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo!”

  • I just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet…I thought, ‘Well he’s pushing his luck!’

  • A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.The nurse asked the rabbit, “What’s your blood type?”“I’m probably a Type O,” said the rabbit.

  • I had to send back my rabbit pie…I found a hare in it!

  • A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar.The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo!”

  • I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit’s feet…I thought, ‘Well he’s pushing his luck!’

  • Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.It’s a little fit bunny.

  • What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?One is a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny.

  • A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar.And the rabbit says, Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo.

  • Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym…It’s a little fit bunny….

  • I went bald from stress after my pet rabbit died.I’m now completely hareless.

  • What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?One is a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny.

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