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Rabbit Jokes

  • A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says “think I might be a type-O”.


  • What do you call a man with rabbits living in his bum? Warren

  • I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet…I thought ‘He’s pushing his luck!’

  • My daughter said, “Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?”I said, “Can he fuck!”She said, “Like a rabbit!”

  • A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar.And the rabbit says, “Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo!”

  • I just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit’s feet…I thought, ‘Well he’s pushing his luck!’

  • A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.The nurse asked the rabbit, “What’s your blood type?”“I’m probably a Type O,” said the rabbit.

  • I had to send back my rabbit pie…I found a hare in it!

  • A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar.The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo!”

  • I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit’s feet…I thought, ‘Well he’s pushing his luck!’

  • Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.It’s a little fit bunny.

  • What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?One is a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny.

  • A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar.And the rabbit says, Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo.

  • Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym…It’s a little fit bunny….

  • I went bald from stress after my pet rabbit died.I’m now completely hareless.

  • What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?One is a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny.

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