Roof Jokes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night…oof

I’ve just read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for the environment, so I thought, ‘Oh well, why not?’It’s not like I’m using the roof rack for anything else anyway!

Storm Eunice has blown the roof off our local cheese factory…There’s de brie everywhere! #StormEunice

Storm Eunice has blown off 25% of my roof…Oof!#StormEunice

The roof of the shed was damaged in the gales but my kind neighbour gave me a waterproof cover to use until I could repair it…Ta Pauline!#StormFranklin

If you think gas and electric prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?They’re through the roof!

I’ve just read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for the environment, so I thought oh well, why not?It’s not like I’m using the roof rack for anything else anyway!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

I’ve started a boat building business in my attic……sails are going through the roof.

I have finished childproofing my home but I didn’t do a good job.My kids are still able to get in the house.

My wife just found out I replaced her water bed with a trampoline.She hit the roof.

My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline.She hit the roof.

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week…Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

My Wizard friend asked me to proof read one of his scrolls the other day…Well, it was more of a spell check actually.

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.oof.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?Rick O’Shea.

You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen Chimneys?They’re through the roof.

When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof….I was shocked.

The storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.Oof!

How much does a roof cost?Nothing. It’s on the house.

You think gas and electric prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?They’re through the roof.

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week.Actually, it was more of a Spell Check.