Rooster Jokes

  • Two chickens were chatting around the coop. “That big rooster next door made a pass at me!” one exclaimed. “Really? Did you provoke him?” “Well, I egged him on a little.”


  • A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.” “Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”

  • Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, “sir, What’s That On Your Shoulder?” The Old Farmer Said, “that’s My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes.” I Am Sorry Sir,” Said The Ticket Agent . “we Can’t Allow Animals In The Theater.” The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater . He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge. The Movie Started And The Rooster Began To Squirm . The Old Farmer Unbuttoned His Fly So Chucky Could Stick His Head Out And Watch The Movie . “Marge,” Whispered Mildred . “What?” Said Marge “I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert.” “What Makes You Think So?” Asked Marge . “He Undid His Pants And He Has His Thing Out,” Whispered Mildred . “Well, Don’t Worry A Bout It,” Said Marge. ” At Our Age We’ve Seen ’em All” “I Thought So Too,” Said Mildred, But This One’s Eatin My Popcorn!”

  • I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster.

  • I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.

  • Stay away from a place called, “Farm Fresh Restaurant”. I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table.

  • What breed of roosters lay eggsHimalayan.

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