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Santa Jokes

  • What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

    One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.


  • How much does Santa pay to park the sleigh?Nothing… It’s on the house!

  • Four stages of a man’s life…1. You believe in Santa.2. You don’t believe in Santa.3. You are Santa.4. You look like Santa.

  • I took my son to see Santa at the shopping centre this morning. It was a bit disappointing really, because he stank of booze and cigarettes…Goodness knows what Santa thought of him!

  • This year Santa will only be using 8 reindeer as Rudolf has had to quarantine due to having a red nose!

  • If I had sex with Santa, would that make me a hohohomosexual?

  • BREAKING: Santa Claus was testing his new sleigh when he crashed…He needs a blood transfusion urgently, however he has a very rare blood group. It’s O O O!

  • My six year old is the only one in his class who doesn’t believe in Santa.He’s a rebel without a Claus.

  • How much does Santa pay to park the sleigh?Nothing, it’s on the house.

  • How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?Nothing, it’s on the house.

  • There are four stages of life and they all involve Santa:1. You believe in Santa. 2. You don’t believe in Santa. 3. You are Santa. 4. You look like Santa.

  • There are four stages of life and they all involve Santa: 1. You believe in Santa. 2. You don’t believe in Santa. 3. You are Santa. 4. You look like Santa.

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