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Shelf Jokes

  • My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.


  • I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said “No, the steaks are too high.”

  • A book just fell on my head.I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

  • A man walks into a butcher. The butcher bets him £5 he can’t guess a shelf of meat’s weight. Man replies “I cant, the steaks are too high.”

  • My wife made me sell my Dusty Springfield record collection…Now I just don’t know what to do with my shelf!

  • Visited my doctor yesterday. He told me my sugar was too high…So when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf!

  • A whole lot of books just fell on my head.I have only my shelf to blame.

  • My books fell out of the bookcase.I only have my shelf to blame.

  • A book just fell on my head.I only have my shelf to blame.

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