My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
- I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said “No, the steaks are too high.”
- A book just fell on my head.I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
- A man walks into a butcher. The butcher bets him £5 he can’t guess a shelf of meat’s weight. Man replies “I cant, the steaks are too high.”
- My wife made me sell my Dusty Springfield record collection…Now I just don’t know what to do with my shelf!
- Visited my doctor yesterday. He told me my sugar was too high…So when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf!
- A whole lot of books just fell on my head.I have only my shelf to blame.
- My books fell out of the bookcase.I only have my shelf to blame.
- A book just fell on my head.I only have my shelf to blame.