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Snow Jokes

  • I’m making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It’s called Thaw.


  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

  • It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night … Or as my boyfriend calls it… 7.

  • I needed a password at least eight characters long … … so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs…

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow?You look for the fresh prints.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow?You look for the fresh prints.

  • I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

  • Just seen a snowman in Sainsbury’s looking through the carrots…Think he was picking his nose!

  • When it’s sunny I think beer garden…When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while….When it’s snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer…I’m starting to think I have a problem with the weather!

  • When it’s sunny I think ‘Beer garden.’When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.When it’s snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.I’m starting to think I have a problem with the weather!

  • Be thankful it’s not snowing…Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!

  • “What’s the Wifi password?”“snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs”“Why is the password so long?”“It said it requires 8 characters!”

  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.

  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.

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