I’m making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It’s called Thaw.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night … Or as my boyfriend calls it… 7.
- I needed a password at least eight characters long … … so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs…
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow?You look for the fresh prints.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow?You look for the fresh prints.
- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- Just seen a snowman in Sainsbury’s looking through the carrots…Think he was picking his nose!
- When it’s sunny I think beer garden…When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while….When it’s snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer…I’m starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
- When it’s sunny I think ‘Beer garden.’When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.When it’s snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.I’m starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
- Be thankful it’s not snowing…Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
- “What’s the Wifi password?”“snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs”“Why is the password so long?”“It said it requires 8 characters!”
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.
Any joke, with no filter
